Things to buy and not to buy at the dollar store:

"StoneCold" (StoneCold) 03/03/2016 at 23:47 • Filed to: Explained lists

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Buy:

1. Limited use kitchen items (ex: Splatter screen, cake/ham saver)

2. Arizona Iced Tea; huge bottle, same cost as a can

3. Plastic bags; snack, quart, and gallon sizes

Things Not to Buy:

1. Kitchen knives

2. Tortillas, and non-branded food in general

3. What prompted this post: toilet paper. For the love of all that is holy, don’t get dollar store toilet paper. Ever. Even for your enemies.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > StoneCold 03/03/2016 at 23:48

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Is the TP not good enough to make their ass bleed?

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > StoneCold 03/03/2016 at 23:49

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Go to the tortillarilla down the street from the dollar store for tortillas. They might even have some good tamales there, too.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > StoneCold 03/03/2016 at 23:50

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Is the toilet paper that garbage single-ply crap?

StoneCold > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 03/03/2016 at 23:52

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No, it does, but I believe there’s something in the Geneva Convention concerning these tactics.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) is dead, long live Bman76 M. Arch > StoneCold 03/03/2016 at 23:53

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Nothing. Never buy anything from a dollar store. They are the devil.

(Yes, I have a somewhat irrational hatred of dollar stores)

StoneCold > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/03/2016 at 23:55

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Yes, but it even has this fake-quilted pattern on it to disguise its gas station -quality texture. I wouldn’t be as mad if I hadn’t been LIED to. Those monsters.

iSureWilll > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 00:03

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Who bought the dollar store toilet paper? It's Cottonelle only for me buddy. Nice and soft.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 00:04

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My local dollar store sells pregnancy tests.

I guess it’s for the same people who bought the dollar store condoms.

thebigbossyboss > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 00:04

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Buy: Cleaning supplies. Same name brand shit...half the price.

Do not buy: Tie down straps...

StoneCold > iSureWilll 03/04/2016 at 00:26

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I bought the four pack for a dollar.

Once.

ONCE.

Birddog > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 00:44

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Ouchless Toilet Paper is a necessity.

I can add one more to the “Do Not” list.

Bacon Wrapped Filet Of Beef. If you see this run the hell away. It’s real Bacon (good) but the Beef is a filet of lies! It’s some unholy composition of meat chips. Like Ikea “wood” in food form.

Tapas > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 00:54

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“Let me make one thing clear, I onnnly use the best toilet paper for both my butt and face anus! I can gaah-rent-tee that you will have an excellent wipe with this!” - Donny Drumpf

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StoneCold > Birddog 03/04/2016 at 00:55

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Does your dollar store have a refrigerated section? That seems awesome in theory, but terrifying in practice.

Birddog > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 01:01

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Refrigerated and Frozen areas. It’s technically a $5 and under store though. (Used to be Deal$ for a Buck.)

shop-teacher > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 06:59

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Oh no. Dollar store toilet paper? My ass is worth more to me than that.

iSureWilll > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 07:51

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$0.25 PER ROLL?! Damn that's cheap.....

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 07:56

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That should be illegal

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > StoneCold 03/04/2016 at 13:17

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Don’t buy dollar store headphones. They will come out of the package broken